May 2013
chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
rehabbed:
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
“I am free and that is why I am lost.”
– Franz Kafka (via vahc)
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
cosmo tip #664
expertcosmotips:
don’t EVER do anything
fffcuk:
*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*
1 tag
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
1 tag
earthnation:
my heart is full of hate and swag
ostracizedpoodle:
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
1 tag
chekhov:
Ronald Reggae: “Ay mon, tear down this wall”
foxnewsofficial:
i live for animals doing people things
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
boy hands make me so happy
dampsandwich:
pants are a huge waste of time
tinkerlu:
me trying to flirt
greekgogurt:
*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*
