let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
Puggie doesn’t count calories on his birthday — or any other day!
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
i feel u
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- go on walks while holding hands
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.