chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

(via jesuschristvevo)

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via cracktacular)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via ivanoho)

cosmo tip #664

expertcosmotips:

don’t EVER do anything

(via saltyshawty)

fffcuk:

*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*

(via shutupaubrey)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via jadeita)